Monday 10 November 2014

Aquamagica not so Magical.




A Company paid (partially paid :P ) trip to a newly started water theme park. What else can you ask for. Well your views might change after reading my experience.

Aquamagica is an extension of the Adventure theme park Adlabs Imagica located between Mumbai and Pune, around Khopoli. This week our team got few complimentary vouchers from the company which we decided to use for our trip to Adlabs Aquamagica Water Park. Too excited, I did  not even sleep the day before. I thought all the hustle happens when we have crossed the gates and are in the park. But it seems for us they had a different plan.

Being a Sunday, the number of visitors had to be itself a sight to watch out. Anyways once you have reached the venue, you have to pay 100 bucks to park your car under the bright sun so that while you are enjoying the rides it should get the required Vitamin D. Moving further, you are at the main gate after you have parked, they will check thoroughly your bags as security measure (No eatables allowed by the way not even a gum). Collect your tickets and wrist bands from the counter and then a bus will escort you. Finally you are at Aquamagica.

Go in, you will see a too much of crowd don't let it bother you, just move towards the reception and there you will be guided about the procedures. You can have lockers to keep your stuff, each locker can have luggage for 2 people i.e. 2 college size sacks. the shorts you wear need to be of acrylic type (jersey material). They will also say girls need to have one piece swim suits, when you say that don't have they will try to market their own products (1500 Rs. for a swim suit of brand Aquamagica), do not fall so easily to the marketing trap, the one piece is required only for one of the slide. rest all are fine without the One Piece. Coming back to lockers, they will charge you 150 Rs. + 200 Rs. Deposit (you can claim it back only if you submit the key before 6:00 pm). We bought 5 lockers,  a good thing that the lockers had enough space for bags of 14 people (bags crushed inside but still ).

Take a shower and move towards the slides. WAIT!!!!!! There's another check for the clothes and accessories you have worn. Cotton T shirts not allowed, Cotton shorts not allowed, If two piece swim suit (they will question but you can get around it), No rings, watches bangles...etc allowed. the Guard asked one my manager to remove his KADA. He said he cannot as he is a Sikh. at first they stuck to their policy but as my manager turned red and warned them, they gave him a work around of covering the Kada with cloth so that it does not hurt the Rides. Finally the biggest of their rule, the same manager was wearing a Olympic standard Swimming costume. They said its not allowed as its Obscene.......... This had to blow the frustration, we asked the guard the get his manager, she being another idiot, came and spoke as if there was nothing wrong in what the Guard said and had an attitude as she owns the bloody park. She got security where the guy calmed us down. We apologized for being angry and he apologized on behalf of the manager.

They said that we can buy a pair of shorts for 80 bucks from their store but I had an extra pair shorts which the manger wore and we proceeded. We thought it was over, on the first set of slides, a guy from the staff comes and asks my other manager to remove his T Shirt stating that on this slide T Shirts are not allowed. We said we were just checked and cleared at the gate, he says "wo unko unka malum, ye slides pe allowed nai". My manger not in a mood to fight again he just removed the T shirt.

The start being terrible, we finally somehow coped with our frustrations and went with a mind set just to enjoy the park. Below is a review of the slides and attractions.

The Pirate Bay:



A bunch of slides and artificial water falls clubbed in a big pool. This is the first attraction you will see once you enter. the park. Basically for kids as the slides are not too dangerous and long. Also there are huge buckets swinging on top of the slides which once is full, it empties the water on the Roof so that the person standing below can get a feeling of standing in a waterfall. 
Rating: 8/10 (reason being you will enjoy this the most).

Zip Zap Zoom:


6 Slides together placed as if it was a racing track,  A high-speed mat that sends riders through enclosed looping and out into the pool. Don't worry they give you the mat.  The slide is fun when you race with you're friends.
Rating: 7/10 (Even Krushnai water-park has it which is more steep and fun)


Loopy Woopy:




This is the baap of all the rides. something that is a must to go for. One condition, the swimsuit needs to be On-piece as a two piece will not allow the person to go smoothly through the slide. "Pairo tale zameen khisak na kisse kehte hai maine finally experience kiya".You are put in a cabin where the plank you are standing on is removed in split second on a push of button and zooop you are falling down......
Rating: 8/10

Swirl Whirl:



This is one hell of a ride, though it does not last for long except that you have to wait for loooong in the queue, the slide is amazing. You are thrown into a huge funnel from a slide which filters you into the pool. 
Rating: 7/10 


Raftaastic:


After the ride was over I thought I could have completed a game of rummy(exaggeration but could have at least shared a joke ). You have to go in a set of 3 on a raft and are thrown into a slide that's too long and again there's a long queue to it.

Rating: 5/10

Yell-O:


A simple slide that lets you go through a series of turns. An enjoyable slide you will find in every water park. 

Rating: 6/10


Twisty Turvy:


A ride that takes to through turns, and then into a dome where the pressure pipes force the float to go through a hole back in the pipe and then into a cyclone and then into the pool. A ride you will enjoy only if your chance comes soon. We had to wait for almost 40 minutes to get into a ride that lasts for 30 seconds. (Please note you need to be at least 50 kg to go on this slide)

Rating: 6.5/10

Wacky Wavess:


The biggest disappointment (even more bigger than the mess caused at the gates). The wave pool where there were no waves at all. so its just a pool.....

Rating: 2/10 (2 for the good chairs provided to seat yourself.)

Floatsa:

Finally the ride I enjoyed the most. After being tired waiting in queues, you want to relax a bit, its time for a ride that's so lazy that you mite feel its even easier than watching the TV. Just sit in the float and the water takes you through an artificial river. 

Rating: 8/10 (Me and my friends did all the masti possible in this ride.)


The food joints available are decent and  provide food at a bit more than decent rates. But Still its okay as you cannot compare the rates it with your local food joints.

Rating:7/10


Overall Experience Rating: 6/10.
I enjoyed only because of the group we had or else this rating would have been few points less. If you have a good water park in your local area or a bit in the out-skirts of the city you can opt for it u might that feel its not worth it.

Wednesday 14 November 2012

Jab Tak Hai Jaan Will Make People Fall In Love -Yash Chopra


JTHJ(Jab Tak Hai Jaan) starring Shahrukh Khan, Katrina Kaif, Anushka Sharma is a movie for the people who believe in falling in love, and still enjoy it.

The movie revolves around the Heart Breaking LOVE STORY of Major Samar Anand(SRK) which is read by an ammateur documentary filmmaker Akira(Anushka Sharma)from his diary, and decides to make a documentary about the man who cannot die(He has a record of diffusing 108 bombs w/o a single scratch) and falls in love while doing so. A lot of twists and turns in between.
Meera(Katrina Kaif) who plays the love of M.Samar Anand's life and for who he is heart broken, is an unsual character compared to the rest of the Yash Chopra heroines.

The film takes a fresher look towards love, as instead of just hugs into the open arms, there are few kisses and love making scenes but only at points, rest of the love remains the same.

The music if you thought does'nt sound that great ,will make you feel exactly opposite when u see it in the movie, specially the songs Challa and Saans.

Even though JTHG comes with an OKAY story,you might stick to your seats till the end. The movie is a package of Yash Chopra style romance, co-incident twists(as its a love story and anything can happen in love), excellent locations, good performance by Katrina and great performances from SRK and Anushka and mesmerising music by A.R.Rehman, and a happy ending.

Overall it is a one time watch, i'd go 3.5/5 stars for JTHG

Saturday 20 October 2012

Student Of The Year



Its time to live back your college days but in Karan Johar style.

Student of the year starring Varun Dhavan, Siddhart Malhotra, Alia bhatt, Rishi Kapoor revolves around the life of best friends and how it changes when all competing with each other for the Student of the year cup.

The first half of the movie seems to be the typical Karan Johar type which involves introductions of the characters, the college, and of course the songs.Nothing much to watch in it.The entertainment starts in the second half when the competiton for the coveted Student Of The Year Cup begins. Don't Expect a Jo Jeeta Wahi Sikandar but the script keeps you curious enough to sit in theatres till the end.

Performance wise its good to see that new actors are able to act. The debutants have done a good job.Varun Dhavan proving to be the better actor of the three, but the icing on the cake is Rishi Kapoor playing the Gay Dean of the college.

Other aspects like the camera work, music, locations make the movie more enjoyable. Student Of The Year is'nt an exceptional movie, but still you can enjoy it on an sunday evening with friends.
I would go 3 out 5 for Student Of The Year.

Wednesday 13 June 2012

Cocktail - Music reviewed


                                        
Cocktail movie comes out from the 'Love aaj kal 'gang, producer Saif ali khan, Writer Imitiyaz Ali and the music composer  Pritam.
The album comprises of 7 original tracks and 3 more which include 1 remixe, 2 reprise versions.

Compared to Pritam's last album  under this banner(Agent Vinod), Cocktail surpises with very fresh music  and powerful compositions.

1. Tum hi ho Bandhu-
Catchy and very unusual lyrics this song has been making quite a news  in the youth even before the music launch. Neeraj Sridhar and Kavita Seth have done justice with the vocals and the music is also as great as the vocals are. One of the best songs in the album.
Rating :- 4/5.

2.Daru desi-
A very light on the beat, this song comes with a very pleasing and peppy music. The vocals are given by   Benny Dayal and Shalmali Kholgade (Pareshan -Isahqzade). The lyrics are very unusual and catchy.
Rating :- 3/5.

3.Yaariyan –
A slow and melodious composition, this track will definitely make you hum in its flow. Vocalists Mohan Kanan and Shilpa Rao have done a perfect job.
Rating :- 3/5.

4.Second hand Jawani-
Disastrous lyrics with a Punjabi beat to it. I leave the rest to ur imagination.  The song is one of the worst in the album. The vocals being okay, the lyrics do the job of destroying the song.
Rating:- 1.5/5.

5. Tera Naam Jhapdi Phiran:-
Imagine a Pakistani classical song  and then imagine any club mix like one of David Guetta’s albums, and now mix it in Pritam Style. After all this what u get is this track .Inspired by the song ‘Aj latha nayyion ’ by Javed Bashir (Coke studio) this track has more than just the inspiration including the vocalists. The composer has played it smart by introducing House music in .
Rating:- 2/5

6.Luttna –
This track will surprise with its pace and vocals. Sung in Punjabi, this track offers great beats and some excellent mixing from the composer .Masuma Anwar, Sahir Ali & Anupam Amod back the song with very powerful vocals enhancing the music.
Rating:- 3.5/5

7.Jugni –
Another Punjabi track!!! This track has all that is required to be a gr8 composition. Awesome vocals, gr8 music, amazing lyrics and plus the Punjabi factorJ. Vocalist Arif Lohar and Harsdeep kaur have done an awesome piece of work and so has the composer Pritam.
Rating:- 3.5/5

Overall Rating :- 3/5

Thursday 29 December 2011

Don 2: Over Styled and Over- Hyped


The Badshah (as they say) is back with his Don avtaar. But this time it seems he forgot the character what he portrayed in previous version.
The plot involves Don surrendering himself to the interpol just to get Vardhan(Boman Irani) his old enemy out of the Malaysian jail so as they could team up and steal the currency plates from the Deutsche Zentral Bank . For this Don uses Sameer Ali(Kunal Kapoor) the hacker, Ayesha(Lara Dutta), Jabbar(Nawab Shah) and Diwaan the bank VP(Aly Khan) in the plan.
The movie comes with a lot of unnecessary stuff which dissappoint like a 15 minute car chase between Roma the inter-pole officer(Priyanka Chopra) and Don, cocky dialougues ,unnecessary characters (like the one of Jabbar played by Nawaab Shah).
Simple logic could had been used in some scenes instead of stretching them, like in the scene where the inter-pole try to find out the second person(J K Diwaan) sitting in the car with Don, instead of investigating the people where he got into the car, they try find the person who has seen him getting off the car on his traveled route.
The movie comes with some very nice action routines, stylish cinematography, background score that flows with the style, over-styled and over-flamboyant Shah Rukh Khan.
Overall I go with 2 out of 5 stars for the exoticly shot Berlin and some thrilling Thai style action.
Wait for the DVD or the national TV premiere, no need to rush to the cinema halls.